Why do they make trains out of coconut oil!!!?

This morning I learnt that when the air temperature exceeds 24 degrees, coconut oil turns from a solid to a liquid state.
Based on this newly gained knowledge I can surmise that the wheels on Great Northern Rail services between Cambridge and London are made of coconut oil, as this would explain their complete failure to run to schedule whenever there is the slightest hint of a heatwave.  
For further reading see also my previous blogs about:
The magical powers of Coconut oil – https://tireddaddyuk.wordpress.com/2016/04/22/the-no-1-daddy-skincare-secret-smear-food-on-your-face/

Commuting nightmares – https://tireddaddyuk.wordpress.com/2016/03/31/day-60-the-angry-ranting-of-a-disgruntled-and-tired-commuter/


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