Hands Off My Miserable Commute (an open letter to Puccino’s coffee shop)

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Dear Puccino’s

This has to stop! This picture has recently been installed in the new coffee shop at my local train station. I feel it is time to take a stand as there really is no place for such twee and light hearted whimsy during the grim monotony of the morning commute. Shame on you Puccino’s! Morning coffee and the role it plays in fueling the unrelenting misery of daily commuting should be treated with the seriousness and gravitas it deserves. Let us world-weary worker-drones wallow in our train-based sulking in peace without impinging on our black cloud of despair with your trifling frivolity.

Yours sincerely,

Tired Daddy

 

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